Welcome to my life simple plan

Welcome to my life simple plan

liberry dayz - 2day @ the liberry

today @ the liberry:
a boy did cartwheels and back flips while his mother clapped and laughed.
the toilet paper bandit took all the toilet paper from the men’s room again.  this time he took all the soap too.
a lady who smelled like pee threw a fit when she had to pay .20 to print the free 7 day […]

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I'M LEAVING MYSPACE


This is a hard blog to write.

I began writing on MySpace in March 2006. It was the only blogging site I knew about at the time. Soon I found out about other sites, but I stuck with MySpace because, as a social networking site, I liked it.

But MySpace blogging has changed.

I […]

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IF YOU SPRINKLE WHEN YOU TINKLE…


There are five floors in my building at work, three of which are occupied by people who work for my department. Three floors, mostly women. That’s a whole lot of bathroom hogging.

Before we moved, we were all on the same floor, sharing two bathrooms between all of us. One bathroom was […]

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TODAY'S LAZY TEENAGERS


When I was a teenager, you couldn’t walk a block in my neighborhood without seeing this:






For those of you born within the last three decades, that’s a teenager mowing a lawn. I know it’s a bit of a shock, but for those of us who were around in the 80s, it […]

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dear you


dear you, if you don’t want my opinion on the environment, socialism, president obama, etc. then don’t send me those e-mails, and i won’t feel obligated respond and point out that the claims are unfounded or untrue or improperly spelled with bad grammar meant only to incite the idiots.   voile!  problem […]

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Quick Update


Hello infected gamers!
Just wanted to remind everyone that UltraNeko and Turbulance along with everyone else at the lab are doing just peachy! The well wishes are much appreciated. And thank you to those that wished Turbulance a happy birthday!!
Although the hiatus is for an indeterminate amount of time, you can still […]

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THEY ONLY GET CRAZIER FROM HERE


Last week, I had dinner with a friend who had just turned thirty. I asked if she ever thought she’d get married and settle down and she said no. “Boys are stupid,” she said — her standard comment whenever you mention dealings with the opposite sex.






“Oh, believe me,” I said, “it […]

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THEY DON'T WANT YA TIL YOU'RE GONE


A couple of years ago, I had the not-so-brilliant idea to get one of these:




It enabled me to get online anywhere, without having to worry about finding a wireless connection. I was traveling quite a bit at the time, so it came in handy. The problem? I obtained the card through […]

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LITTLE RELATIONSHIP BOMBS


Recently, the very talented Jude……..um yea wrote about “the representative” — that side of ourselves we show in the early days of dating. It started me thinking about those relationship bombs we drop later on in a relationship. Things it’s not necessary to say on the first date…but things that really […]

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WHERE DO YOU WRITE?


A while ago, somebody linked me to this site:




What amazed me most is how different each writer’s environment was. The guy in the above picture is surrounded by stuff. There’s no way I could work with such clutter all around me but some people work better in such environments. Then there […]

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