Who is robbing the Banks???
June 30th, 2009 at 5:06pm |
Quite a remarkable “In Your Face” assessment I pulled off of CBS Market Watch of all places. YIKES!!!!!!
Paul B. Farrell
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liberry dayz - openeing the doors
June 30th, 2009 at 6:06am |
opening the liberry
ok, so, this is a typical day when we open. that’s me opening the door. here’s what happens in the 1st 5 minutes:
a boy comes up to me and asks if i have a flash drive he can borrow. i tell him no, but i have a floppy.
boy: *blank stare* what’s […]
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THE LOST ART OF READING
June 29th, 2009 at 2:06pm |
“I’ve been reading that on my drive to work every day.”
Insert friend’s gasp. “You’re reading behind the wheel?”
I laugh. “No, silly. I’m listening to the audiobook.”
Friend (after breathing sigh of relief): “Then you aren’t reading it. You’re listening to it.”
This is an actual conversation I had with someone a couple of […]
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Public Enemies Run Our Banks
June 29th, 2009 at 6:06am |
Quite a remarkable “In Your Face” assessment I pulled off of CBS Market Watch of all places. YIKES!!!!!!
Paul B. Farrell
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SIX FLAGS OVER JESUS
June 28th, 2009 at 11:06am |
This blog was originally posted in July 2007.
I owe the title to a friend of my ex-husband’s, who always referred to a local megachurch as Six Flags Over Jesus. The place was huge. A multimillion dollar facility…all to worship God. I’ve always wondered what the heck was the point?
Don’t get […]
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A PHONE CALL FROM HIS WIFE
June 26th, 2009 at 1:06pm |
The date? Sometime in 2007. The guy? Someone I met on MySpace. The problem? He was still married.
I didn’t know this at first, of course. I didn’t even know it after I’d spoken on the phone to him. I just knew from our thirty-minute conversation he was in no way, shape, […]
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SUFFERING THROUGH BAD MOVIES
June 25th, 2009 at 11:06am |
Last weekend, my boyfriend and I attempted to suffer through Tropic Thunder.
I say ‘attempted’ because we didn’t make it to the end. Even making it to the halfway point was an effort. And I ALWAYS force my way to the end of a movie but this one was such torture, I […]
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SEXUAL EXTORTION
June 24th, 2009 at 3:06pm |
Dogs are loyal.
All you have to do to keep them by your side is pet them and give them attention.
Stop petting them, what do they do?
They get bored. They start to stray. They go elsewhere for that attention. Sure, they will probably come back to you eventually — after all, you’re […]
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liberry dayz - introspection
June 24th, 2009 at 12:06am |
so, last week, or the week before, i can’t remember, i’m so fucking busy:)Â anyway, i had a meeting at our downtown liberry.
i took my scooter cuz it wasn’t too hot out. also, i don’t have a car.
i stopped at the starbucks just about a mile and a half before the […]
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SHE LOOKS BETTER ONLINE
June 23rd, 2009 at 2:06pm |
I have a friend who met a woman online.
From her pictures, it was clear she was BEEE-YOU-TI-FUL.
But, after months of talking, it soon became clear something wasn’t right.
She delayed meeting him. Fine. So he asked her to do other things to prove she looked like her pictures. She always had some […]
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