This blog was originally posted in May 2007.
I was discussing bloggers and what makes a good or bad blog with a friend on here recently. To illustrate that taste is subjective, he pointed out that there are quite a few people who don’t like me. “They say you’re too happy,” he […]
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Seriously.
Sometimes the idiocy out there scares me.
So…picture this. A guy with his throng of obnoxious friends goes through the drive-thru at McDonald’s. He CLAIMS he ordered an orange juice that he never received. He also claims the worker was rude to him.
So what does he do?
Park his car, get off his […]
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“Discounted Disney World tickets.”
We saw the billboard on the Interstate and pulled off at the next exit. We were 23 years old, newly married, and trying to save money any way we could. So any amount we could save would help.
We had no idea what we were getting ourselves into.
They were […]
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“Discounted Disney World tickets.”
We saw the billboard on the Interstate and pulled off at the next exit. We were 23 years old, newly married, and trying to save money any way we could. So any amount we could save would help.
We had no idea what we were getting ourselves into.
They were […]
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A reader contacted me about a disturbing trend she’s noticing among her friends. Men who claim to be blissfully happy in their marriages, yet they look at porn when their wives are not around.
Do the women have the right to be upset about this?
Why WOULD a woman be upset about this?
“He […]
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When Princess Leia (Carrie Fisher) was a baby, her father, Eddie Fisher, left her mother, Debbie Reynolds for Elizabeth Taylor:
A few years after they married, Taylor dumped Fisher. He mourned the loss of his Elizabeth and still, according to his daughter, thinks of her as the “Great love of his life.”
In […]
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“You know that girl who works with us?”
“Which one?”
“The brunette.”
You work with about sixteen thousand people and that describes about a fourth of them. “No.”
“Sure you do. The one in accounting? She has brown hair? About medium length?”
“No.”
“She said hi to me when we were sitting in Subway four months ago. […]
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This blog was originally posted in May 2007.
Carnivals… What could be more fun? Rides that have been erected by people you wouldn’t trust to plunge your toilet. A freakshow that is so obviously fake you pay good money every year to laugh at it. And the food…who can forget the food? […]
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in answer to your questions:
1. no, no we do not have a bathroom. we think you should have to hold it until you can get to the gas station down the road. *bathrooms are the first thing you pass on your way in.*
2. no. we do not put things in alphabetical order. we librarians hate […]
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Since Wednesday was my boyfriend’s daughter’s last lunch as a third grader, we decided to join her. So he picked me up at work and off we went…to the land of BMWs and big houses…
1982. That was the last time I was in an elementary school cafeteria. It hasn’t changed one […]
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