Welcome to my life simple plan

Welcome to my life simple plan

LET'S USE OUR INDOOR VOICES


In a blog I wrote last week, E.C. Jude mentioned a friend who was a “loud talker.” You know the type. You feel like you need to wear earplugs just to stand in the same room.
Are they former cheerleaders?

Are they practicing to be sports announcers?

Or maybe they just got tired of […]

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Michael Urie

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WILL YOUR JOB BE OUTSOURCED TO INDIA?


Welcome to America.
Land of the free. Home of the jobless.
Yes, all over this great country of ours, people are losing their jobs. People who have paid into the tax system for years. People who grew up here, put their time in to a job that dismissed them without warning…people who were […]

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WHAT HAPPENS TO YOUR MYSPACE IF YOU DIE?


Have you ever had an online relationship with someone who disappeared on you? Did you wonder what you might have said to make them leave?
Did you ever think maybe that person died?
Anyone who’s ever visited MyDeathSpace.com knows what happens when someone dies. Generally there are a couple of days of comments […]

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SATURDAY NIGHT LOSER


This was originally posted in March 2007. During a time I’m all too glad is over!
It’s Saturday night. You’re young, attractive, and single. You have no romantic prospects and no ties to anything. You are completely free to do whatever you want, to do what every young, attractive, single person is […]

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MARIJUANA UNIVERSITY with replies


California is apparently a whole new world when it comes to smoking pot.
You can even get a certification in the cooking, growing, and dispensing of the illegal substance in San Francisco. At a place called Oaksterdam University.

Yeah, yeah…it’s a HIGHER education. The joke’s been done to death. Anyway, this university also has campuses in Oakland, […]

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MARIJUANA UNIVERSITY


California is apparently a whole new world when it comes to smoking pot.
You can even get a certification in the cooking, growing, and dispensing of the illegal substance in San Francisco. At a place called Oaksterdam University.

Yeah, yeah…it’s a HIGHER education. The joke’s been done to death. Anyway, this university also […]

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I KNOW PEOPLE DON'T LIKE ME


A reader contacted me with a problem. Seems she has this friend who has acknowledged he’s not a very likable person…but the reader finds it disturbing that even though her friend knows this, he’s not willing to do anything about it.
My response? Heck, at least the guy admits it.
I don’t know […]

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INTERRACIAL COUPLES


When I was in college, I interned at the local ABC affiliate. I was designated as the assistant for a woman who produced a segment for local consumers. In our daily work, we became friends and occasionally, we’d eat lunch together at a nearby restaurant.
One day, we went to lunch with […]

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HAS BEEN VS. NEVER WAS


I regularly read Adrienne Curry’s MySpace blog. Come on, you know you all do too. Okay, SOME of you do. Anyway, for those who don’t know, Adrienne Curry was the very first America’s Next Top Model:

She also married Peter Brady:

They once had a reality show, My Fair Brady, which they chose […]

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