Welcome to my life simple plan

Welcome to my life simple plan

TERMINATOR TO THE RESCUE ***with replies***


In case you haven’t been following the news, California has gotten itself into quite a mess. They are operating without a budget and slipping deeper and deeper into the red. There are talks of issuing IOUs to state employees instead of paychecks, not paying bills, $20 billion in cuts to education (over the next two […]

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WILL WE EVER GROW UP?


Earlier this week, Wayno wrote a blog in which he questioned the pastimes of our country at large. Namely, there are a great number of grown men who spend a great deal of time like this:

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I fucking hate thieves!!!

My boys’ dad was helping a ‘friend’ out on a place to stay for a week or so, until she could find an apartment to move into. So she had some of her stuff out at the house. (Including two kitties)

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“If you wanna be in the zip, you gotta live by the code.”

Tomorrow is a very special day.

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MOTIVATE YOURSELF


I’m a huge fan of The Office. So when I saw Jenna Fischer on the cover of Self magazine, I thought about buying it. I’m too cheap for that, though, so I just went to the website to find out for FREE how Self made over her life.This is how she […]

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Clarification (no relation to Clare Arnold)


I start shooting BH-Niner today, but the episode won’t air for a while. Put yr DVRs back on “simmer.” (I mean, if you actually want to watch me play myself, which I’ve technically been doing for several years now.)
My episode may or may not feature TORI’S TRIUMPHANT RETURN!
The awesome […]

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TERMINATOR TO THE RESCUE


In case you haven’t been following the news, California has gotten itself into quite a mess. They are operating without a budget and slipping deeper and deeper into the red. There are talks of issuing IOUs to state employees instead of paychecks, not paying bills, $20 billion in cuts to education […]

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Oh, Beverly…


(Advance apologies to those of you who are rightfully offended/repulsed by Rock of Love Pus.)
Beverly fucked up, no question about it. However, I don’t understand why Bret (of all people) was affronted by Beverly’s “Judas kiss”– yet he had no issue with Ashley screaming “BETCH!” while hurling shit at Beverly’s […]

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MEMENTOS FROM AN EX


A reader contacted me to ask for some advice. In a nutshell, she is upset at items her partner displays around the house they share. They are what she calls “I love you” items, little trinkets that were given to her by a previous lover. The “I love you cards” are still attached and many […]

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Downstairs bath

so, the downstairs half bath is almost done.  still need to tile (which i can’t afford), and there is a lot of brown paint on the door (i am incapable of straight lines with paint).  the walls are yellow (peeled banana, is what superman is calling it) with coffee bean trim.  also, there is still blue […]

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