Welcome to my life simple plan

Welcome to my life simple plan

A HAUNTED PAINTING ON EBAY

Two years ago I did a series of blogs leading up to Halloween featuring scary stories. This is my absolute favorite…

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IS HALLOWEEN EVIL?

My mom was in the beauty shop last week when her beautician asked what she was doing for Halloween. She said she was spending it with her grandchildren. “Have you noticed what a huge holiday Halloween has become?” my mom commented. “In fact, I’d say it’s probably the second biggest holiday of the year.”

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YOU’RE FAT, KID

My boyfriend’s mother has a Wii. If you’ve never played Wii, it’s quite an experience. Not like any other gaming system I’ve seen. I’d only played Wii tennis a couple of times on it before I was introduced to this:

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DATING WITH CHILDREN

One of the worst things that can happen when you date a single parent of either sex is the EX! Sorry to say this ladies, but it is usually the woman who makes the life of a man a living hell when he starts to date someone new.
Another bad part of dating […]

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ARE YOU AMERICAN?

Criminally Unfaithful posted a blog earlier this week in which she posed the question, “What makes someone American?” Many comments have been made in this election about persons being UnAmerican, AntiAmerican, not quite American ENOUGH… But if someone is born in this country and spends his entire life in this country, despite the fact that […]

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TALKING ON THE TOILET

One morning last week at work, I got up to go to the ladies’ room. As I was walking in, I saw a woman walking toward it from the other direction. In one hand she held a stack of folder files, in the other, a cell phone, which was pressed to her ear.

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CARVIN’ PUMPKINS

Neil decided we were going to carve a pumpkin. We would do it for the kids. His daughter Cambryn and our friend and her daughters gathered around a big table in the garage and carved away. This is what it looked like when we began:

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A BLOG FROM MY BOYFRIEND’S MOTHER’S COUCH

Well, I thought I answered that question in my last blog but I came back online to a mailbox full of questions — “Are you still blogging?” “Where are you?” etc.

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TV STARS CAN’T BE FAT

That was the headline TMZ.com blasted late last year about Jennifer Love Hewitt’s weight gain. All over magazines, newspapers, television, and the Internet, photos of J. Love’s bikini-clad butt were enlarged and scrutinized. She had something an actress should never, ever have.

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WHY I DIDN’T GO TO MY HIGH SCHOOL REUNION

“You know what tonight is?” I asked my neighbor a couple of weeks ago as we sat on his patio, watching our dogs play together. “Tonight’s my 20th high school reunion.”

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