Welcome to my life simple plan

Welcome to my life simple plan

HE’LL NEVER LEAVE HIS WIFE FOR YOU

How many of you thought to yourself, “He’ll never leave his wife for you” even when your friend was sure he would? “He just wants to wait until his youngest is in college. Then he’ll leave.”

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WTH is wrong with people? Part 1

July 24, 2008, 11:02PMBizarre name forces judge to take girl from parents

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Fountains of Toxicity

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from Ingrid Michaelson
cuz i cannot post on your page as it isn’t loading for me
Have you ever thought about what protects our hearts?
Just a cage of rib bones and some other various parts.
So it’s fairly simple to cut right through the mess,
And to stop the muscle that makes us […]

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I AM MAN. HEAR ME ROAR. (with replies)

I used to do the muscle-toning machines at the gym. Now I go directly to the walking track. Mostly it’s because I can’t handle the roomful of walking muscle masses. For a while they were entertaining. Now, they’re just sad.

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WTH is wrong with people? Part 2

July 25, 2008, 11:37PMWoman pleads guilty to making porn of grandchildren

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WANT A MAN? GET YOUR CRAP TOGETHER (with replies)

I heard it time and time again. If you want a man, get yourself together first. Better yourself. Take a class. Watch the news. Seek therapy. Get medication.

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I was robbed!

As hard as it is to tell the story, I will be brave and release the information so that you don’t meet the same fate.

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WE NEED TO TALK

Every man will eventually hear a woman utter the four words he dreads. The four words that always precede trouble. Those four words?

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WTH is wrong with people? Part 3

My thoughts:  Kind of funny that the people who had the bumper sticker insulting Obama are named McKain.

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NOISY NEIGHBORHOOD

Every morning, dude starts his car up. His car is louder than the space shuttle. Has he never heard of a MUFFLER?

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