Welcome to my life simple plan

Welcome to my life simple plan

If you’re not doing anything tonight…

Two things:
I am introducing Juno at (where else?) the New Beverly at 7:30 tonight. I don’t expect a huge crowd, since the movie just became available on DVD and Blu-Ray and Ray Jay or whatever. (Yeah, I made a Ray Jay Johnson joke. OLD.) That said, it’s a double feature with The Virgin Suicides– one […]

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CAREFUL, YOUR BITTERNESS IS SHOWING

Sometimes in life, the less qualified person gets the promotion. Sometimes the person in line in front of you gets the last free doughnut. And sometimes you fall in love and the person screws you over.

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HYPED UP ON STARBUCKS COFFEE

I apparently had no idea how to make coffee until recently. All I knew was when my boyfriend made coffee, I loved it. When I made coffee, I couldn’t stand it. Friday morning I asked him how many scoops he liked. When he said three heaping tablespoons, my eyes widened.

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It lives ~

Yes folks I am alive and well.  I am however, eating, sleeping, pissing, dreaming, and completely absorbed otherwise in environmental science.  It has gotten to the point that I am almost ashamed to be a human being.

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TEXTS FROM ANOTHER WOMAN

Earlier this week, Grey Anderson wrote a blog about a friend of hers who snooped through her husband’s phone. Some woman had texted, “I sure do miss our talks.” Her husband’s response? “I do too.”

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you can also ~

http://www.myfootprint.org/en/     …It will shock you into concern and it is very interesting.  Just take the short quiz to find out what you are personally responsible for and how you can change it.

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SHORT HAIR IS NOT SEXY

A few weeks ago I wrote a blog about the perception that after a certain age, a woman shouldn’t have long hair. Men, much to my surprise, came forward to unilaterally proclaim that every woman — yes, EVERY WOMAN — is sexier with long hair.

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THE NICE GUY GETS THE GIRL

There’s an old myth that when it comes to dating, nice guys finish last. Girls want bad boys. We want the ones who treat us badly.

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MYSPACE WON’T MAKE YOU FAMOUS

Tila Tequila is a singer…and a model. She did not become famous because she wrote a blog. People were visiting her page in droves not to read what enlightened literary masterpiece she was writing that day but to look at her scantily-clad body. They read her blog so they could leave a comment in the […]

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Watch Alicia Keys Perform Tonight on the BET Awards!

Don’t miss Alicia Keys perform tonight, June 24 on the BET Awards @ 8 PM! Check out BET Awards 2008 for more information. 

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